How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Justin Bieber.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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