- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Donkey lips

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

1+2 = 6

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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