- Anti Joke

Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity