- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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