- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

heat!

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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