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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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