- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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