There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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Anti Joke

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