Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

a blond girl walks into a bar

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

there once was a black man who played basketball

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

tommy is retared

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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