- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Who wants $300? Me too.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

taking out the trash... at night

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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