- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

the economy.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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