What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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