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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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