Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Youre mom is so dead...

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

Anti Joke

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