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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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