- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

taking out the trash... at night

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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