- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Womans profesional lacrosse

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

How does shit taste?\ Good.

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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