- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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