- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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