A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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women sports....

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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I meant to state that I threatened to kill him unless he refused to state that I broke his knees (and broke his wrists, I forgot to mention that too, such misery... ...Give a real man a chance here, its not every day I have to kill my mother... But you still wont hear me whining about it, asked my wife if she forgave me if I spent the rest of the day smirking, after all my mother "had visions" where my wife was Satan, which is fun, since I was also Satan the day I was born... Because my name is Nero... A NAME SHE GAVE ME! Still, not very dignifying getting the shit beat out that old hag because she was on some blend of angel dust, and still not so fun killing her by biting half her neck off... ...Literally not so fun, kinda fun? You bet, tasted disgusting, watching her choke to death was...Lets just say I have shared enough joy with you for one day.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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