- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

women's rights.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

why did sally drown cause she was black

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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