the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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Obama being reelected.

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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Your adopted.....

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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