Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Basically

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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69

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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scientology.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Anti Joke

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