What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Justin with a hat.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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