A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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hi anti joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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THe Election

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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