Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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