Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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what do gay people eat?? food

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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