Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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What's your guys names?

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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