- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Black people are the scum of the earth

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Take wrong turns

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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