Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Christianity.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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