- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am very humble.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Lindsay Lohan

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Seven

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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