Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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A man buys a prius

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I love alchohol!

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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