A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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God

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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women's rights.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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