Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Terry has ebola

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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