This is funny.

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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Where's my tractor?

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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