what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

Who's on first? Garvey.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

This is an anti joke

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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