Womens rights

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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well use a tissue!

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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Knock knock What?

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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