In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

A paralysed man falls over.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

So a baby seal walks into a club...

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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