Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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