- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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