- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Women's Rights Movement

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Whats worse than suicide? death

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

What is life? Paul.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

what tall and looks like a jew?

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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