- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

A chicken walks into a barn.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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