- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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