What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Once upon a time

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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A kid has no friends.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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