- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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