- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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