What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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