Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Sarah Jessica Parker

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Knock knock come in.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Banana Hamock.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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