Take wrong turns

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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