Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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