What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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