Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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