If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

A person from Singapore eats

a black man did not eat chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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