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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

guest what i love pancakes

a man walked into a bar....

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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