- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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