How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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feminine literature

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Politics

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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