Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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my egg roll

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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