- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

What did the car do? CRASH!

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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