What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

I am very humble.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Lindsay Lohan

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

black people

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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