- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

A blind man walks into a wall.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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