Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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Women's rights.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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www.xnxx.com

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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