What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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