What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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