- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

The Pittsburgh Pirates

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

A blind man walks into a wall.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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