Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Your mom.

where's mom I killed her

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Reading books

Penis.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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