YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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