What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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