Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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