- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

dick dick dick... frogs

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Neither did she.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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