- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

A black man comes home from work.

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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