- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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