Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Hey, speaking of anti jokes, there is much in the bible that facinates me, but that I find to be... Very... Ilogical, but then again I know a lot about the spiritual to open the the possibility to the (maybe) fact that the answers lie in the spiritual realm or you know whatever you prefer to call it. But you know, God has existed for eternities eternal etc, forever, and only some few thousand years ago he decided to let there be light? Kinda makes sense to why he was such a hardass in the first testament, I mean wow it must have been depressive for eternal eternities until he created light huh? Maybe he slept as many other Gods tend to do in a theological perspective. The other that baffles me completely: God has an enemy known as Sin, that is so powerful that he must sacrifice his own son in order to keep it away? I mean has Sin ever sacrificed anything to good? In that way they would be opposites and not God sarcificing stuff as humans sacrificed stuff animals (and almost a son Iscaac right? Because you know God and Satan where kinda chummy and enjoyed betting and good sport... My viewpoint at least) And Now I just repeat myself, but if Light was Gods first invention, who created voice? Was it part of his being? Why was light not part of his being? Is light not the path to God? "The Light"? Its horsehead Network and I do not expect much of this site sincerely, but if you find the time, the care, the love and Guidance of God provides (yeah I am appealing to your Good Christian side) then please find it in your Jesus filled heart to leave me what you think is missing or perhaps I do not understand at all. And if I ever become a Christian again, ill tell God and Jesus that you where the person that got me there, put in a good word for eternal life huh? Get you and maybe even your mother and father that made you that kind with Gods guidance a nice V.I.P place up there huh? If there is a God out there, he loves all the same yeah, but he keeps favorites, I mean those that suffer eternally in hell... I don't like questioning what I do not understand to a certain tangible degree, but does he do this with the same love he treats those that go to heaven?

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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