Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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