- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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