Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Your face is hilarious.

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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The game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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