- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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