What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Not a joke.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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