How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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