what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Rebecca Black

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

... i forgot the joke :p

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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