A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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