"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Nah

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

What's your guys names?

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Penis

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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