- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Alex Gedrose.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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