A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Anti Joke

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