why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Yo mama is so fat she died

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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