A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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