- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Banana Hamock.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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