- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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