what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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WHAT????

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Your mam is so fat.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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