hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

Anti-jokes are funny.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Women's rights.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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