- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

good looking women

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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