Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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