- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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