Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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