What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

There was an american man on the way to work.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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