- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Women's Rights.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

Justin Bieber

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

what did the farmer do? plant

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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