- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Who is it?

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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